4.12.2012
Friday
2.23.2012
Wednesday
2.14.2012
Wednesday
2.13.2012
2.10.2012
Friday
When is the best time to tell your mom you have a mullet?
2.03.2012
Wednesday
1.30.2012
Monday
1.29.2012
Friday
1.26.2012
Wednesday
Yesterday a friend and I were caught up in the particularly joyous activity of bombarding each other with winters faithful companion: snow. After she hit me in the face while I was talking on the phone, I decided to demonstrate my superiority and dominance in size and speed by wrestling her to the ground and throwing snow all over her face. (Somehow I reigned in the desire to white wash her...as we are soon to learn, compassion is rarely rewarded.)
1.20.2012
Monday
Friday...
1.19.2012
Thursday
1.15.2012
Sunday
Dear Mr. Shirley, (aka kayaking, cooking, oil painting connoisseur)
Saturday
1.13.2012
Thursday
1.11.2012
Wednesday
Tuesday
Monday
- My roommate was messaged yesterday by a Mr. Shirley. The following conversation ensued. Keep in mind, he was a complete stranger.Shirley
hi rad man
i am mormon in sacramento california
what's up, man?
yessir
wow! i go to school... that's about it. pretty boring, huh?
yeah. that's how I like to look at it.
cool. I know some Jensens and Seavers, and Cains, and Talls from Sacramento, do you know anyone with those last names?
I'm an elders quorum teacher
just white. I went to Brazil.
I don't know. an old lady once told me that when it comes to shirts for priesthood holders, white is right....
it makes dressing easier.
nah
can I wear white pants?
no, but I also don't have colored shirts...
I'm way fatter than all of them.
all the time
they can do both. it's really impressive.
I ain't going to cramp on their style!
His name is Dan. he's pretty wild: colored shirts all the time!
good poingt
out partying... probably wearing a colored shirt, I bet.
you know what, I'm going to do that right now!
it fits great!!! I think you've made a believer out of me!
well done.
write that in your journal!
it's blue with grey stripes
and there's a little pink in there
I'll ask him as soon as he gets back
I only tried one. there's another one in there that's grey ... does grey count as a color?
one's purple... but I don't know how I feel about purple... what do you think about purple?
oh man! this one is even better!
it fits so great!
he just pulled up. hold on
it's more lavender, really.
He said I couldn't.... and he told me never to snoop through his closet again...
I'll have to buy my own I think
yeah. he's not mormon
me too.
do you have anything in mind? what do jerks like?
good point! no just two of them I have a mormon roommate, but he doesn't have any colored shirts either.