The Daily Rofl: February 2012

2.23.2012

Wednesday

A friend of mine captured this moment while eating lunch in the Wilk at BYU.

First: Even if you were alone, this screams uncomfortable.

Second: I doubt a starving man holding a banana in a cage of ravenous monkeys has a grip as tight as this girl does on the guys' head.

Third: If you ever feel like kissing in public isn't quite getting the attention it used to, move to a second story balcony overlooking the entire BYU lunchroom.

2.14.2012

Soooo everyone knows that sometimes you want to go to sleep and you don't have your contact case nearby so you put your contacts in a cup or bottle of water right? And maybe the next day you grab the small water bottle that still carries your contacts and take it with you to the car in order to transport them home. Then perhaps you are grasped by an intense thirst that could hardly be slaked by Niagara Falls herself.

So intent upon quenching your thirst, you forget about those little, gelatinous water-dwellers and drink your contacts...

...I've heard hindsight is 20/20... Unfortunately, I was definitely seeing better before this incident.

2.13.2012

Monday

A million thousand cyber high-fives to you; the talented Rachel Haslam. You are a star.

2.10.2012

Friday

The other day, this happened.

Then the fb helped this happen..

Daniel Thuet

When is the best time to tell your mom you have a mullet?

· · El miércoles a la(s) 10:02 cerca de Provo

A Diana Hoer le gusta esto.
- Philip Arthur Wensel mother's day
  El miércoles a la(s) 10:03 ·
- Craig Brent Foster However if she doesn't notice before then...I'd take her to the optometrist first!
  El miércoles a la(s) 10:18 ·
- Amy Schmutz Never. ;)
  El miércoles a la(s) 10:29 ·
- Carissa Carlson I'm with Amy lol
  El miércoles a la(s) 10:31 ·
- Heather MacKay ‎1985.
  El miércoles a la(s) 10:35 · · 5
- Alex Ferguson hahahahahahah i can't wait. all i know is i want to be there
  El miércoles a la(s) 11:00 · · 2
- Emily Workman Never. Don't do it. :)
  El miércoles a la(s) 11:02 ·
- Leanne Traveller Never!
  El miércoles a la(s) 11:11 ·
- Craig Whitaker Right after you come out the closet to her.
  El miércoles a la(s) 12:00 ·
- Christine Thuet After you cut it off... ;0
  El miércoles a la(s) 12:06 · · 12
- Brett Jones Right after you've posted your man card on eBay with a minimum bid of twenty five cents.
  El miércoles a la(s) 12:08 ·
- Daniel Thuet Thanks mom!
  El miércoles a la(s) 13:15 · · 2
- Melissa Higley Not sure about the best timing, but the best way to do it is DEFINITELY by posting a Facebook status asking when/how to tell her! ;)
  El miércoles a la(s) 14:22 ·
- Jake Thuet sorry mom its true he really does have one.. :)
  Hace 14 horas ·