- My roommate was messaged yesterday by a Mr. Shirley. The following conversation ensued. Keep in mind, he was a complete stranger.Shirley
hi rad man
i am mormon in sacramento california
what's up, man?
yessir
wow! i go to school... that's about it. pretty boring, huh?
yeah. that's how I like to look at it.
cool. I know some Jensens and Seavers, and Cains, and Talls from Sacramento, do you know anyone with those last names?
I'm an elders quorum teacher
just white. I went to Brazil.
I don't know. an old lady once told me that when it comes to shirts for priesthood holders, white is right....
it makes dressing easier.
nah
can I wear white pants?
no, but I also don't have colored shirts...
I'm way fatter than all of them.
all the time
they can do both. it's really impressive.
I ain't going to cramp on their style!
His name is Dan. he's pretty wild: colored shirts all the time!
good poingt
out partying... probably wearing a colored shirt, I bet.
you know what, I'm going to do that right now!
it fits great!!! I think you've made a believer out of me!
well done.
write that in your journal!
it's blue with grey stripes
and there's a little pink in there
I'll ask him as soon as he gets back
I only tried one. there's another one in there that's grey ... does grey count as a color?
one's purple... but I don't know how I feel about purple... what do you think about purple?
oh man! this one is even better!
it fits so great!
he just pulled up. hold on
it's more lavender, really.
He said I couldn't.... and he told me never to snoop through his closet again...
I'll have to buy my own I think
yeah. he's not mormon
me too.
do you have anything in mind? what do jerks like?
good point! no just two of them I have a mormon roommate, but he doesn't have any colored shirts either.
this was seriously a random person? sounds kinda creeperish. #donttalktostrangers
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