1.11.2012

Monday

  • My roommate was messaged yesterday by a Mr. Shirley. The following conversation ensued. Keep in mind, he was a complete stranger.


    Shirley
    • hi rad man

    • i am mormon in sacramento california

  • 55 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • what's up, man?

  • Brandon Shirley
    55 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • rad

    • are you mormon?

  • 55 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • yessir

  • Brandon Shirley
    55 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • I kayak, cook, oil paint

    • what do you do

  • 54 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • wow! i go to school... that's about it. pretty boring, huh?

  • Brandon Shirley
    54 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • nope

    • your getting smart for a better future for you

    • ok

  • 53 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • yeah. that's how I like to look at it.

  • Brandon Shirley
    53 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • awesome

    • i am in the sunday school pres

    • at church

    • whats your calling

  • 52 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • cool. I know some Jensens and Seavers, and Cains, and Talls from Sacramento, do you know anyone with those last names?

    • I'm an elders quorum teacher

  • Brandon Shirley
    52 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • jensen but she is 80

    • do you wear white or color shirt to church or both?

    • i went to Iowa on a mission

  • 51 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • just white. I went to Brazil.

  • Brandon Shirley
    51 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • cool beans

    • why never wear color to church?

  • 49 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • I don't know. an old lady once told me that when it comes to shirts for priesthood holders, white is right....

    • it makes dressing easier.

  • Brandon Shirley
    49 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • but have you ever thought to wear color?

  • 48 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • nah

  • Brandon Shirley
    48 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • will you wear one once to see if you like it?

    • hi

    • hi

  • 46 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • can I wear white pants?

  • Brandon Shirley
    46 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • do you have white pants

    • that are not temple pants

    • do the outfit right please

  • 45 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • no, but I also don't have colored shirts...

  • Brandon Shirley
    44 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • do your roomates have color shirts?

    • you can barrow a shirt

    • rad you

  • 43 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • I'm way fatter than all of them.

  • Brandon Shirley
    43 minutes ago

    Shirley
    • do they wear color shirts to church?

  • 42 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • all the time

  • Brandon Shirley
    42 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • really can you try to wear one of there dress shrits to church

    • so they do not wear wh ite?

  • 41 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • they can do both. it's really impressive.

  • Brandon Shirley
    41 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • do it with them

  • 40 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • I ain't going to cramp on their style!

  • Brandon Shirley
    40 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • what roomate do you think you might fit into there shirt?

    • you would not cramp their style if you wear your own tie and slacks

  • 39 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • His name is Dan. he's pretty wild: colored shirts all the time!

  • Brandon Shirley
    39 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • is he home?

  • 39 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • good poingt

    • out partying... probably wearing a colored shirt, I bet.

  • Brandon Shirley
    38 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • would he know if you try one of his shirts on right now?

    • then put it back very soon

  • 37 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • you know what, I'm going to do that right now!

  • Brandon Shirley
    37 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • ok

  • 36 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • it fits great!!! I think you've made a believer out of me!

    • well done.

    • write that in your journal!

  • Brandon Shirley
    36 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • what color?

  • 36 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • it's blue with grey stripes

  • Brandon Shirley
    36 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • would he let you wear it to church?

  • 36 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • and there's a little pink in there

    • I'll ask him as soon as he gets back

  • Brandon Shirley
    35 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • is that the shirt you like of his?

    • to wear to church?

  • 34 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • I only tried one. there's another one in there that's grey ... does grey count as a color?

  • Brandon Shirley
    34 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • yes

    • any others?

  • 33 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • one's purple... but I don't know how I feel about purple... what do you think about purple?

  • Brandon Shirley
    33 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • love it have one

    • try it on

    • ?

    • hi

  • 30 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • oh man! this one is even better!

    • it fits so great!

  • Brandon Shirley
    30 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • is he going to be home soon?

    • what shade of purple?

  • 29 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • he just pulled up. hold on

    • it's more lavender, really.

  • Brandon Shirley
    29 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • ok nice

  • 28 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • He said I couldn't.... and he told me never to snoop through his closet again...

    • I'll have to buy my own I think

  • Brandon Shirley
    27 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • sorry to h ear that

    • wish he would let you do it

  • 27 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • yeah. he's not mormon

    • me too.

  • Brandon Shirley
    27 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • tell hm you would do something for him?

    • get shirt before sunday?

  • 26 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • do you have anything in mind? what do jerks like?

  • Brandon Shirley
    26 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • are all roomates not mormon?

    • you know him not me

    • ask him what you can do for him

  • 24 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • good point! no just two of them I have a mormon roommate, but he doesn't have any colored shirts either.

  • Brandon Shirley
    24 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • if you do some thing for him would let you wear shirt?

  • 23 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • he likes cupcakes. he said if I make him some chocolate cupcakes he'd let me.

    • I'm going to do it!

  • Brandon Shirley
    23 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • what shirt do you want to wear of his sunday?

  • 22 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • the purple one

  • Brandon Shirley
    22 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • try it on now with a tie and slacks ?

    • then send picture?

  • 21 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • I don't have a camera...

  • Brandon Shirley
    21 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • how about on your phone?

  • 21 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • super old-school.

  • Brandon Shirley
    21 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • ok

  • 21 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • no camera

  • Brandon Shirley
    20 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • then how do i see it

    • ?

  • 19 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • I don't know!

  • Brandon Shirley
    19 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • try full outfit on tonight?

  • 19 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • ah oh. gotta go. see ya, man!

  • Brandon Shirley
    19 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • wear it sunday?

    • to church?

  • 18 minutes ago
    Alex Hale
    • fo' shizzle

  • Brandon Shirley
    18 minutes ago
    Shirley
    • have someone take picture ok




      Thank you Alex Hale for your contribution to todays rofl.

1 comment:

  1. this was seriously a random person? sounds kinda creeperish. #donttalktostrangers

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